Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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