if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He felt like a one man threesome
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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