I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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