Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize