Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's blow job season.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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