I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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