Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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