don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
