Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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