I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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