so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
