I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
smell my finger.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
