with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
