This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
