I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Come on in and take your pants off
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