There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
