Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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