belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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