I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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