I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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