i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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