Non-Jews are for practice
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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