Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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