Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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