Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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