fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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