it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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