So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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