the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He shit in the fireplace
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