If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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