Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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