East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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