he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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