he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I need to calm my uterus...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The adults are the big ones right?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize