She said her name was "party"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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