I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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