Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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