The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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