you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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