Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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