Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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