she looked like the bat from fern gully.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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