okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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