Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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