Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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