Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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