you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
