OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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