you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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