On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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