Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Randomize
