with your own penis?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
