brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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